Pupils writing “To be useful, laughing heap heaven and earth can be the enemy,” I was born a genius …….
Wow, who is so mad, his own called “genius”? Well, of course, it is our class Zhoumiao Miao, and the self-proclaimed genius Zhoumiao Miao in our class is really famous yet.
Zhoumiao Miao, medium height, small eyes, a “crocodile fish mouth” smile up to reveal two rows of jagged teeth. First to see him have such a feeling: Zhoumiao Miao ancestors must be apes.
I remember a basketball game. Zhoumiao Miao went to great lengths to grab the ball. He dropped into the basket. Doomsday children around the girls stare small holes punched all surprised. You know, but scoring chances Zhoumiao Miao thousandth of it! Look Zhoumiao Miao, he narrowed his eyes a pair is not that big, god “trout fish mouth” laughed happily, excitedly waving his fists beating his chest, like a “Tarzan.” Onlookers said disapprovingly but is blind cat encountered a dead rat, to see his gentile carried away.
In case God for mercy so that he scored again, he will be able to heaven it! “Zhoumiao Miao hear dismissively said:” This is jealous genius performance. The ball is just a manifestation of the true level of genius, how is it coincidence? Well, is always shining gold, a genius is always genius.
Why ask Zhoumiao Miao collectively own genius, the reason is very simple: cartoon “Slam Dunk” He saw a lot all day, self-proclaimed genius Yingmuhuadao school. But he and Yingmuhuadao same: flashy, would only say, hard to do.
One time after school, and in the self-proclaimed genius 周苗苗 girls around rallied together to attack: “genius genius, born fool.” “Self-proclaimed genius who fool the majority” Zhoumiao Miao jerked back, staring at the group of girls. and oblique eyes, turned away. Pretty girls face to face, they are a very surprised look. Then he laughed Zhoumiao Miao looked back at the group of girls who ridicule their own, arrogantly said: “!! The big villain genius and you do not care about these good men do not fight with women.”
“I was a genius, I was a genius, because I was a genius ……”
Alas, my ears it sounded Zhoumiao Miao said that the self-proclaimed genius sound ……
I am a man
Even though I am a boy, I am a little timid, and the family says I am not a man.
Remember the second grade, my parents took me to the amusement park to play, I saw hanging in the air speed is scared to death, and took to their heels, a Jin said: “I don’t want to play, I don’t want to play!”
No way, dad and put me to another place, there is a long waterway, waterway has a small wooden boats, each boat can accommodate two people. Look at the sign, just know this is called “the torrent”. I have seen on TV, my heart is very afraid, but Dad dragged me sitting on a small wooden boat. He comforted me and said: “do not be afraid of my father!” I gritted his teeth, trying to make my heart at ease. Just listen to “beep” sound, I just feel the body is one earthquake, do a few deep breaths, boat slowly starts forward, then gradually speed up, my ears the wind whistled, I tightly cling to the handrail, bipod is hard to resist the hull, mouth closed, whirr of the wind and a rushing sound of water in my ring side whistling, my heart as if they were going to pop out of the; I yelled, “ah”.
And listen to “bang”, my hair was spray wet, the ship stopped, finally reached the end. I finally broke through. I long sigh a sigh of relief, it was on the face warm, forehead exudative son drops of sweat it! Just think about, really scared ah! And then my father took me to the car, the fighter, the fighter, and slowly, I got the nerve to get up. After a time of exercise, my parents say I am more and more like a man.